Spot the ‘difficult’ to see pattern

Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Baha’is = No Problem
Baha’is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha’is = No Problem
Baha’is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha’is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem

Pattern?

 

Many thanks to JaneyEnglish for this one.

8 Comments on "Spot the ‘difficult’ to see pattern"

  1. Noggin the Nog | September 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm |

    See ‘Anti Christian violence in India’ on Wiki for the truth of how Hindus treat Christians there. Raping nuns, burning churches, all that sort of stuff.

    Repeat the exercise for Buddhists slaughtering Muslims in Burma.

    The Khmer Rouge were Buddhist. So was Hirohito.

    The ‘divine wind’ kamikaze pilots were Shinto.

    The moral of the story is that following a false religion will lead to barbaric behaviour, regardless which idol is worshipped.

    Admittedly, Islam has by far the greatest representation in the violence stakes, but it is a total myth that other heresies do not provide their fair share of sociopathic nut cases.

  2. They are certainly the only ones with an avowed intent to control the entire world (as the christians appear to have given up their claims).

    One thing I don’t understand about world domination though. What do you DO with it once you have got it?

    I mean, WHERE do you go from here?

    Perhaps I am just not dicatorially minded.

    • It’s probably a desire to bring about the presence of their god which will only come about when all acknowledge the primacy of allah. A sort of Fuhrerprincip but applied to theology.

      The Christians have grown up, Islam still has to.

  3. Correct me if I’ve got this wrong but:

    You can worship any God as long as it’s an Islamic God.
    You can abide by any law as long as it’s Sharia law.
    You can have free will as long as that will is dictated by the Imam at the local mosque, who is using the word of some bloke who had had a book written on his behalf several hundred years ago, who was a thief, paedophile, slave trader, murderer and all round nice guy and therefore certainly worth following).
    You can respect women as long as they accept you can give them a good hiding and then demand sex afterwards, or even during.
    If you submit to worshipping the God that you are told to worship, you will go to a paradise and have the use of 72 virgins (bearing in mind that women are not generally accepted into this paradise, there is a possibility that you will be allocated 72 hairy arsed perpetual virgins with beards!).
    It is your right, your duty, and your raison d’etre, to strap a shedload of explosives around your waist and throw yourself at anyone who does not feel the same way that your Imam does (accepting that the bearded one who sent you to starburst school will then start shagging your wife and your children, especially, but not necessarily, the girls).
    You are able to use the laws of the country which accepted you as a guest to insult, humiliate and generally copmplain about the way of life in that country.
    You refuse to offer the same level of respect that you demand from the other people in that country which accepted you as a guest or a haven of violence and hatred.
    You continue to show your adopted country, which gave you refuge, the same level of hatred you claimed to have been escaping from.
    You have to grow a beard and make yourself look as ugly and unattractive as possible.
    You have to forego all food containing pork, including bacon sandwiches (the bastards!).
    You are forbidden to drink alcohol (the f*cking bastards).
    You are forbidden to look at women in various stages of dress, or undress (the really, really, f*cking bastards). Are these cretins having a laugh?
    Apart from this, I can’t really see where the problem lies.

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