Here is a gap in the market for someone !

Hopefully for someone who has a decent personal security policy, after I’m still not sure what happened to the German guy who advertised Koran Toilet Paper.

Mo butt plug

I’ve put the above image up in the interests of balance, after if you can have a Baby Jesus Butt Plug (see below), why cannot you have a Prophet Mohammed Butt Plug?

baby jesus butt plut

Image courtesy of the Gods-Swill marketplace of irreverence, for all your atheist gifts and accessories.