Fiyaz Mughal, would you buy a used car from this man?
Way back when I was a kid I loved the film Bugsy Malone. I loved the pedal cars, the clothes and the ‘splurge guns’ and I still believe that a ‘splurge gun’ full of custard may be one way to non-violently prick the pomposity of politicians, although with our current shower in Parliament maybe a ‘splurge mortar’ or two may be preferable.
I was thinking about doing a spoof song lyric taking the mick out of everyone’s favourite mendacious grievance mongering taqiyya artists, the Islamophobia whiners, Tell Mama and their director, Fiyaz Mughal. I was pondering what song to use when one of the songs from the film popped up into my head after who knows how many years. The song that crept up and became an earworm was ‘My Name Is Tallulah’ and while on a long driving trip this spoof started taking shape in my head. So here it is: ‘My Name is Fiyaz Mughal’. I apologise to Alan Parker the films director and the songs composer Paul Williams for this spoof but the style and rhythm of the song fitted so right I just couldn’t resist it. If you want to access the original song from the film so you know the tune then click here
My name is Fiyaz Mughal
my first rule of thumb
is pluck some random data
right out from my bum
Where ever I go I leave my
reputation behind me
in the dictionary under ‘liar’
That’s where you can find me.
My name is Fiyaz Mughal
Tell Mama’s my group
got taxpayer money
for picking lies from my hoop
I’ve got some dodgy friends
in even dodgier places
and I’m smiling to the public
from both of my faces
Bullshit, If you are looking for
bullshit,
Come and see Mr Mughal
He will chase the truth
away, oh.
Bullshit, if you want some more bullshit
When they talk about Tell Mama
You know what they say
They are just a bunch of liars
who are whining all day.
Remember when the DCLG
Took their money away.
My name is Fiyaz Mughal
and soon I’ll be gone
when my credibility runs out
down the road I will run
The BBC will refuse me
and in desperation
I’ll end up making programmes for
Saudi TV stations.
Bullshit, If you are looking for
bullshit,
Come and see Mr Mughal
He will chase the truth
away, oh.
Bullshit, if you want some more bullshit
When they talk about Tell Mama
You know what they say
They are just a bunch of liars
who are whining all day.
Remember when the the DCLG
Took their money away.
It’s another Taqiyya Sunrise,
Just another day for telling lies
Telling porkie pies.
His name was Fiyaz Mughal
Telling lies for him was A O-K
At TellMamaUK
Every night when the sun went down
He would add up all the hate crimes in town
But there were never enough to go round
Just another Taqiyya Sunrise….
Ha ha nice one. You’ve also invented a new cocktail.
Tim, if I do not see you around these parts again, can I just say I wish you the very best of luck at court. Lots will be rooting for you that day. Everything crossed at this end. Take care.
That sentiment goes out from me as well Mr Burton.
Thanks Britannicus – please keep posting on TM / FM. Did you know that FM is now attempting to sue Mike Holt of Restore Australia and close down his website because of various Mendacious Grievance-Mongering Taqiyya-Artist related posts? He and I were talking about it on Red Fox Radio WOW! BTR last night. I bet FM is fun to work with these days – his staff are probably sniggering behind his back. Red Fox is even thinking about sending him one of our Mendacious Grievance-Mongering Taqiyya-Artist coffee-mugs.
Wow are FM’s terrorist representing lawyers now doing pro-bono work? Or are the taxpayer funding this bit of lawfare in some way? I wonder what happened to the money from the ‘care for converts’ project that one of the mendacious grievance mongering taqiyya artists groups were involved in?
I noticed that one of FM’s Tell Mama mouthpieces and some Labour bod were whining the other day about ‘how there is so much libel out there these days’ Well it’s not libel if it is t he truth. Tell Mama DID have their major grant cut because TM’s figures didn’t match the official ones. Therefore it is perfectly justified to call him a mendacious grievance mongering Taqiyya artist.
If Fiyaz and crew think the negative attention is bad now, just wait until next year. With the added coverage of the election many more people will start to ask questions about the contacts between his groups and the Liberal Democrat party. Those people who want to bury the Lib Dems will use their alleged association with someone who is widely percieved to be a shyster such as Mughal to beat the Lib Dems with.
Me thinks that Fiyaz’s day in the sun may be over after that and he will be donning a burka and being Saudi TV’s weathergirl.
Thanks Selb, rest assured, I’ll be back. (best Arnold Schwartzenegger Terminator voice)