A good news story. Iraqi bearded savage prematurely explodes, taking several other savages with him.

 

There is an old phrase that I heard growing up about divine punishment for wrongdoing which said: ‘God pays debts without money’ and there’s a story from Iraq that proves this old saying to have a large element of truth about it.

In one of those rare good news stories from the Islamic world, a potential suicide bomber prematurely detonated during a pre-attack send off celebration he was having with other violent Islamic savages. The exploding savage not only killed himself without harming any innocent people but also managed to take with him 12 other violent Bearded Savages.

The Iraqi News website (h/t ROP) states that the Bearded Savage in question was attending a ‘blood party’, a bizarre event held before he embarked on his mission to murder innocents, when the bomb he was wearing accidentally went off. I can’t help but think that this prematurely exploding savage has probably saved the lives of many innocents, as not only did he fail to get to his target but he has also removed from this world 12 other violent Muslims who were as equally likely as the dead bomber to cause carnage among the innocents.

Here’s part of the news report from Iraqi News

An Islamic State suicide bomber’s belt exploded prematurely, accidently killing the militant and 12 other comrades in Diyala, according to a top police official.

Diyala police chief Jassem al-Saadi said in a statement that twelve IS militants in Mekheisa region, northeast of Baqubah, were bidding farewell to a comrade who was on his way for a suicide attack. Saadi said that the explosive belt on the bomber’s body went off to kill well-wishers instead.

The incident occurred during what the rite which the group dubs “blood party”, according to Saadi.

Islamic State suicide bombers have escalated suicide and gun attacks against security forces and civilians over the past months as Iraqi government forces, backed by a U.S.-led coalition, proceed with a major offensive to drive the group out of its main stronghold in Iraq; Mosul.
Violence and armed conflicts left 824 Iraqis dead and wounded during the month of May, according to a monthly count by the United Nations Assistance Mission in Iraq which excludes security members deaths.

The death of these murderous savages is a good thing for Iraq and the world. There are now 13 violent Islamic savages hell bent on mass murder, who are literally in pieces. Iraqi civilians and those opposed to the retarded savages of ISIS can breathe a little easier today because 13 potential killers are no more.

As I said earlier it’s a rare that good news comes out of the hell holes that Islam has created but this is such good news. I think I’ll be raising a glass of something cold and alcoholic later to celebrate the removal from this planet of these worthless animals and I will smile to myself as I realise that these savages have got the payback that they truly deserve.