Someone on Twitter is claiming that today is ‘National Potato Day’. I like potatoes, I have a 25kg sack of them in my hall. We also have a lot of MP’s who might be better off replaced by potatoes sitting in the House of Commons.
Maybe this requires a new political party and a new campaign? ‘Vote Potato’ and get better representation than you have at present.
I think you’ll find that the empty sack would give better representation and certainly do far less damage than the bunch of freedom stealing shite-hounds infesting all sides of the HoC.
I’m tempted to put our cat, McVitie up for Harrow’s parliamentary seat as he’d do the job for a couple of sachets of food, some crunchies and a bowl of milk.
Indeed, by sleeping for most of the day, with the odd wash, trip to the litter tray and foray outside to growl at the neighbours cat, Ziggy, I can think of a more appropriate candidate.
Perhaps I should approach the seemingly sanest party in the UK, the Monster Raving Loony Party, to see if theyd be interested in McVitie as the candidate for Harrow.
For a candidate you know will cause no ructions to our way of like, Vote for a True British Shorthair, VOTE for MCVITIE.
We are probably cursed with MP’s who if they were cats would be incapable of finding their way to their litter tray.