A traditional Guy for Guy Fawkes night. Why not give old Guy a rest this year and instead burn an effigy of someone else instead?
Yep, why not put an effigy of Mohammed on your bonfire and let poor old Mr Fawkes have a well deserved holiday.
Remember, Remember the 5th of November
Jihadi treason and plot
We see no reason
Why Jihadi treason
Should ever be forgot.
It has always been Mohammed’s intent
To destroy people, Queen and parliament
But no matter how Mo puffs and blows
The people he won’t overthrow
For the people now do awake from slumber
The ordinary man, he has Mo’s number
and the time has come for quslings to cease
Telling lies such as ‘Islam, it’s a religion of peace’
And what shall we do with Mo?
Burn him!
With the increase in jihadist activity both in the UK and overseas, the scale and extent of which is really starting to wind people up now, it’s possible that people may wish to give Guy Fawkes a rest this year and look for an alternative effigy to burn. Why not, instead of burning an effigy of Guy Fawkes, do as some people are planning to do on November 5th which is burn an effigy of Mohammed the Islamic ‘Prophet’. After all if you can’t burn the effigy of a warlording, dishonest, woman-hating, genocidal, paedophile thug, whose effigy can you burn? Besides that saying ‘Penny for the Mad Mo’ has a modern, even ‘diverse’ ring about it, don’t you agree?
If you can’t find or make a ‘Mohammed’ mask in time for Bonfire Night, then simply substitute the Mo mask for one fashioned to resemble one of Britain’s appalling and sadly numerous ‘Quislings for Islam’, such as the PM David Cameron, or those disgusting examples of abject Islamopandering the MP’s Stephen Timms and Sarah Champion, to name but two.
Please note that burning the MP’s themselves is completely against the law, but don’t worry as there are definite pyrotechnical advantages to burning an effigy of Stephen Timms as opposed to burning Mr Timms himself. Primarily it is because that the effigy of Timms is less ‘wet through’ and probably has a more solid backbone than possessed by the real life Mr Timms the MP.
For those who do not know, here’s the traditional ‘Remember, remember poem, without the updated ‘Jihadist’ additions.
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder treason and plot.
We see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes, guy, t’was his intent
To blow up king and parliament.
Three score barrels were laid below
To prove old England’s overthrow.
By god’s mercy he was catch’d
With a darkened lantern and burning match.
So, holler boys, holler boys, Let the bells ring.
Holler boys, holler boys, God save the king.
And what shall we do with him?
Burn him!
