This one is very very good and it was from Peter the Hungarian over at the Harry’s Place blog in their April Open Forum thread, I liked this one so much I thought I would share it with you all.
A man walks into a luxurious restaurant and is greeted by a perfectly dressed robot with artificial intelligence. She says to him: — Excuse me, sir, but all tables are occupied, and you’ll have to wait half an hour. However, if you’d like, the restaurant will treat you to a drink at the bar, and we can chat a bit to make the wait more pleasant. Somewhat surprised, the customer agrees. Then the robot asks: — Could you tell me your IQ? … I’m here to know what to talk to you about. The man replies: — It’s 160. From that moment on, for the next half hour, the robot effortlessly and politely conversed about the latest cultural events, the world economy, analysis of global market trends, and the most recent achievements in science and technology.
Deeply impressed, the customer decides to return a few days later. This time, to test the robot’s reaction, he tells it that his IQ is 90. Now the robot talks only about football, goals scored by the national team, the latest gossip from television and show business, the most popular TikTokers’ recent videos, and recent plane crashes and hijackings.
Overflowing with curiosity, the customer returns a few days later for the third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is only 40. Then the robot leans toward his ear and whispers confidentially: — It’s all because of the Zionist conspiracy. The Jews control the media and the world economy. Free Palestine.
You can find Peter the Hungarian and other fascinating and interesting people over at Harry’s Place, probably the only decent centre left British site that I pay attention to these days. Here’s the link: https://hurryupharry.net/2026/04/01/april-happy-easter/
There are an awful lot of 40 IQ morons around, and seemingly a basic requirement to join Labour, SNP, Plaid, the LibDums and particularly the “Greens”.
There also seems to be a definite link between heavy metal poisoning from nose-rings and the toxic effects of blue/pink/green hair dye crossing the skin/bloodstream barrier drastically affecting neuron to neuron transmission once in the body.
I’ve come to the realisation that if you added up the IQ of all the Pally wankers you’d be hard pushed to get a collective IQ of 40. Not teaching critical thinking and not teaching proper history and lefty biases in education might be the root cause of all this.
I don’t refer to them as Univershitty Halls of Knackerdemia for nothing. Turning out thousands of angry indebted coloured-haired snot-hanger-nose-ringed Arafat gen’o’cide scarf wearing pimps4palestine useful-idiot unemployables with bogus “degrees” in a non-subject such as Gender Studies (of which there are but TWO). Surely the Bachelor party is a sexust throwback to make dominance and the outdated institutions of old and that term “doctor” is rather elitist.
Any ideas for culturally core t nomenclature?
🙂 But seriously though, that robot would need to be replaced by one with a memory to discern customer BS!
Having worked for a while a long while ago in retail I find myself agreeing with you there.