Fiyaz is frit


• dialect

  • frightened.


This,from Tim Burton, the subject of a current Taqiyya Trial,  has come in as a comment on another post from this blog.  It seems as if Fiyaz Mughal of the Tell Mama organisation is ‘putting on the agony’ to try to convince people, ahead of Mr Burton’s trial, that Fiyaz is some form of victim, rather than the “Mendacious Grievance-Monger-In-Chief “, which he is now so often accused of being.

Here’s Mr Burton’s comment.

Update on Tim Burton’s Taqiyya Trial:-

The Mendacious Grievance-Monger in Chief at TellMamaUK, Fizzy Mungbean, has submitted an additional statement to the Crown Prosecution Service. In it he has stated that he has been made so uneasy and frightened by the threatening nature of my tweets, he is now scared for the safety of himself and his family and wishes to give evidence at the trial on Tuesday 08 April via video-link from an undisclosed location.

Just think of it, the great Fuzzy Mothball OBE, reduced to quivering in a corner by the mighty tweets of the great Catstrangler101. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

This is all absolutely true – the things some people will do to avoid having to visit Birmingham – and just another indication in my opinion that he has belatedly realised he has bitten off more than he can chew.

In all seriousness, I invite anyone to look at my Twitter timeline over the past nine months and find anything remotely threatening in it. It’s not as if I’ve even addressed any tweets to him directly in the first person, only via TellMamaUK.

Anyway, in honour of this craven display of cowardice, I have decided to create a new Internet recipe which I shall name “Chicken Mughal” in honour of cowardly and mendacious grievance-mongering taqiyya-artists everywhere. I’m looking for suggestions – what special ingredients would you add and why – with special emphasis on Foggy Mogwai’s perceived characteristics of cowardliness and mendacity.


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  1. Update: I have just discovered that Fiyaz Mughal’s craven and cowardly reputation has resonated worldwide, and that a restaurant in Boise, Idaho has already created a “Chicken Mughal” dish, presumably for the delectation of their customers while they have a huge laugh at the latest antics of TellMamaUK’s Mendacious Grievance-Monger in Chief.

    Nevertheless, I thank all of my readers for their suggestions for ingredients for a classic “Chicken Mughal” dish – some of which are –

    1) Saffron, to accentuate the yellow character of the dish,
    2) A generous helping of halal chicken liver
    3) an enormous lump of lard,
    4) a large blob of quivering jelly,
    5) Marinate for 24 hours and stir in a large quantity of bullshit.

    Further updates will be posted on the Liberty GB website, so please check regularly for details. In the meantime, if you are able to donate to the Legal Defence Fund, every penny that you are able to spare would be very much appreciated, and all donations will be acknowledged in person:-

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