Too much politics makes Jack a dull boy – Time for some offensive Islam jokes


  • I bought a Saudi woman’s diary on e-bay:

Monday – stayed in

Tuesday – stayed in

Wednesday – stayed in

Thursday – stayed in

Friday – stayed in

Saturday – stayed in

Sunday – stayed in


  • A young Arab asks his father “What is this weird hat that we are wearing?”

“Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun,” says the father.
Then asks the son “And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?”
The father is Obliged to reply: “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!”

The boy gets even more curious: “And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?”

Again the father lovingly explains: “These are ‘babouches,’ which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!”

Finally the son says, “Tell me Abba?”

“Yes my son?”

“Why the f*ck are we living in Detroit and still wearing all this shit?”


A Muslim man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, “I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter.”

“Is your little girl sexually active?” asks the druggist.
“Nah, she just lays there like her mother.”


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5 Comments on "Too much politics makes Jack a dull boy – Time for some offensive Islam jokes"

  1. We don’t have Arabs here in Smalltown – the Christians ate them all.

    • Fahrenheit211 | January 30, 2013 at 6:41 pm |

      I was trying to find a joke about a Priest a Rabbi and an Imam, the problem is I can’t find any. Maybe the Imam always blows up before the comical situation arrives.

      Anyway, here’s another old one. Two Palestinian women walking down the road one says to the other ‘does my bomb look big in this?’

      • Furor Teutonicus | February 2, 2013 at 8:31 am |

        There is something that MAY satisfy.

        A U.S American, a German, a Brit, and a Turk on a plane.

        Plane gets into bother and they are all asked to throw surplus weight over board.

        The U.S Amarican pulls a whole suitcase of dollars out of the holöd and throws it over. “We have millions of them back home, I won’t miss them.”

        The Brit pulls out a suiutcase full of Earl grey. “We have TONS of that, I won’t miss it.”

        The Turk looks at the German and sais “Don’t you go getting no fucking funny ideas now!”

  2. Paris Claims | January 31, 2013 at 6:31 pm |

    Sign on top of a cliff…..
    Bungee jumping £10 a go.
    Muslims free…no strings attached

  3. Whenever a detour through Bradford is unavoidable, remember the security signage ‘No white Christian infants are left in this vehicle overnight.’

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