The flag of ‘Flobadobadob’ available in flammable versions for sale to Islamics

‘In a galaxy far far away lives the deity called Flobadobadob and this deity is to blame for all the ills that afflict the Islamic ummah……’

Or at least that’s what they should be told.

Because the followers of Islam constantly need something or someone else to blame for their screw-ups, maybe it would be a good idea to form or promote a new fake religion that Muslims could blame their failures on? This would allow Muslims to apportion blame away from the Islamic religion of death and disaster and onto something else, which is the usual modus operandi of Islam.

For years Muslims and the ideology of Islam itself have blamed someone or something else for the fact that many of their countries are hellish, oppressive crapholes that produce nothing that anybody else wants. The only reasons why some Islamic countries are rich is that they have oil, even then it took engineers from civilised countries to help them get it out of the ground.

The new and exciting ‘faith’ of Flobadobadob, with its headquarters in the Andromeda galaxy would act as an ‘earth wire’ for whenever Muslims wanted to scream and shout and blame others for their ills.

Followers of Flobadobadob would be instantly recognised by the carrying of a piece of copper wire covered in yellow and green striped plastic, or carrying a flag like the one in the picture above.

Flobadobadob would be extremely useful in providing someone else for Muslims to blame and some new characters for the many conspiracy theories that exist in Muslim countries and Muslim communities.

Flobadobadob could also give a welcome break to Jews, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus and others who are currently blamed for the many self-inflicted disasters that befall the Islamic world.

Can you imagine how great it would be, if inbred savages in Pakistan or Gaza or Sudan or any number of Islamic places were shouting ‘Death to Flobadobadob’ instead of death to the Jews or the Christians or the Buddhists etc.? We might even have a Flobadobadob flag for them to burn, and other Flobadobadob merchandise available from the Fahrenheit shop soon.

Just as an earth wire protects the users of electrical equipment from electric shocks, so could Flobadobadob protect members of more socially useful religions, cultures and nations.

Just imagine the peace that would ensue if millions of backward savages were declaring their hatred for Flobadobadob instead of everyone else. Wouldn’t it be great if Muslims could scream their hatred and apportion blame on the followers of Flobadobadob, who can be conveniently located in somewhere like the Andromeda Galaxy and not on Earth?

Blaming everything on Flobadobadob may not protect Christians and Jews etc from harm because Islam is an ideology of boundless hatred, but it will show the world that for Muslims to blame Christians and Jews for all their ills is just as mad and pointless as blaming all their ills on Flobadobadob.

I’ll leave you with a famous joke about the complete mindlessness of blaming others for your own ills, that I picked up from the Hannah Arendt Centre at Bard College in New York State: There was once a famous joke told during the Holocaust, especially amongst Jews in concentration camps.  “An antisemite claimed that the Jews had caused the war; the reply was: Yes, the Jews and the bicyclists. Why the bicyclists? Asks the one? Why the Jews? asks the other.”

Islam needs people to blame, it needs the Dar al Harb to be a counterpoint to the Dar al Islam, otherwise they might have to look at themselves and take a bit of responsibility for a lot of their problems. Wouldn’t it be better for them to vent their senseless hatred at the far off and unreachable stars, rather than all non-Muslims who live on Earth and who are under constant threat from Islam? They can’t reach the stars of course, people who still don’t believe the earth is round and don’t educate anyone if they can avoid it, are never going to have much of a space programme.